I don't remember authorizing this trip. 
Sorry Boss, I knew I should of checked with you. Unfortunately I received a telepathic signal from an orphan baby dear. Her momma fell victim too one of those mean rabid chipmunks. So anyway I have to go up a rescue the dear, I may have to help an old lady across the street as well. There was also a report of some crazy face painting lady running through the streets painting mustaches on innocent victims. She is laughing like Daffy Duck, it is just shear madness. So I will be on my humanitarian mission, please excuse the fact that I didn't request authorization in advance. I filled out only 2 of the 16 forms required but I apologize for not finishing the forms last night but there was a baby bird in the yard with a broken wing that I had to nurse back to health.
So please do not beat me again..........
hey don't you paint faces?
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